Twosome Harmony

April 17, 2014 10:10 pm

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

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10:03 pm
the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000


Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

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9:54 pm

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

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9:53 pm

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9:52 pm

vincentvangaylord:

timeandspaceismything:

vincentvangaylord:

grandkanye:

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs

image

That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature

image

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9:49 pm

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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9:48 pm

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9:47 pm

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

image

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9:47 pm
alleoop:

#SHOTSFIRED

alleoop:

#SHOTSFIRED

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9:46 pm

pussycat-scribbles:

This was so much fun to draw :D I love this screencap (from sailormoonscreencaps) and have been meaning to re-draw it for a while!

(via nobody-special)

 
9:45 pm

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via holynipples)

 
9:40 pm
omgitsnils:

there there

omgitsnils:

there there

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9:39 pm

fukkkres:

when she ready for round two but you look down and ur meat like

image

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9:23 pm

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

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9:21 pm

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

jezuskrisztus:

I can 300% relate to this 

THEIR NOSES GET COLD AND CATS ARE SO CUTE

(Source: kawaii-dogs-cats, via tayziaharrington)